: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Found your dick twin last night
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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