I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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