when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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