PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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