Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
being pregnant is like rehab
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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