Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
farters have to be the big spoon...
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize
