My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Blood and glitter go together right?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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