fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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