Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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