Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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