Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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