The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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