Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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