i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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