I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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