idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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