i just snorted my name. best moment ever
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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