I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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