you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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