Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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