Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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