after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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