Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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