He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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