Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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