He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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