Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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