just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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