i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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