Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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