NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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