My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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