she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
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The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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