Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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