there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
is it fun? or sober?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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