Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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