you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"