But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
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it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE