there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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