She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Randomize
