PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
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The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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