hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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