I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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