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Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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