Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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