And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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