i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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