you're like a bully in the Christmas story
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I will be naked everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Please don't give away my fajitas
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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