Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
