Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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