Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together