What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.