Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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