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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy

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• (917): View more from New York City

  "it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.

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