Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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