you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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