Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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